Seriously!?!

I was in Wal-Mart this morning, minding my own business as was everyone else around me. The beautiful Christmas music was playing in the background and I was nonchalantly browsing some items and letting my mind wander wherever it wanted. I had nothing pressing, nothing scheduled for the day, I had all the time to meander. Suddenly, about 5 feet from me came this (NOT EXAGGERATING AT ALL!!!) a truly blood curdling scream. Every hair on my body was on end and I truly, TRULY thought I was going to turn around and see a dead body on the floor. I whipped around faster than I ever thought I could move and I noticed everyone around me did the same. Ghost white faces all with the most scared and confused looks on their faces. But where was this pained and tortured body? All I saw was this Wal-Mart employee wiping her nose with a kleenex. She carelessly waved her hand at everybody and said, "Excuse me, I just sneezed". SERIOUSLY!?!!?!! I had my hand over my heart trying to keep it in my chest...and you SNEEZED!?! Some people nervously laughed and quickly wandered away. I, too, nervously laughed and told her she scared me to death. What I really wanted to say was, "Lady, you need to learn to sneeze without your mouth wide open like that!!!"...I know THAT can be prevented. Someday she's going to give someone a heart attack.